News has reached the FootballCynic Statistical Centre that the least visited ground by away fans last season was Grimsby Town. We found this news astounding and have asked the Grimsby Tourist Board's loyal team of part-timers, Maud Artichoke and Elsie Gerbil, to comment. However, they are both overwhelmed with interest in booking busloads of tourists on visits to the local tioxide plant in Grimsby.