FootballCynic Statistical Centre To Appoint "And Berbatov Scores"
Never let it be said that FootballCynic doresn't move quickly to ensure this site remains as the number one for football fans. An attractive offer is on the table to the writer of the letter below at the FootballCynic Statistical Centre. A letter arrived from someone who calls himself (or herself) "And Berbatov Scores" - we're not clear whether this is a Tottenham Hotspurs fan who either doesn't really realise he has left or can't be bothered to change his name or whether it is a Manchester United who is wrong, as he hasn't scored for them yet. Anyway, we produce And Berbatov Scores letter in its entirety. He digresses at first but stick with him or her
Dear Sir (or Madam) - please note, that I added "or Madam" there because while my wife and I chew the fat (she buys cheap bacon) on Sunday morning over the previous day's football, we often discuss www.footballcynic.com and conclude that there is a feminine touch to the website leading us to believe that FootballCynic is, in fact, a husband and wife team.
However, the point of my letter is to correct a fallacy in the results from your highly regarded Statistical Centre. Your results and, hence, your conclusions are flawed. The GWC method is now proved to be outdated and shows scant regard for the median and significant differences. Of course, if you applied the MHDL test (Motson Hansen Duckworth Lewis test), it would show that the score for the Premiership was 0.004881, whereas the Championsip and Division 1 were 0.123219 and 0.131993 respectively. It would also correct the flawed aspects of the GWC and show that Division 2 is 0.25812. I, therefore, can inform you that statistically speaking we can be sure that the Premiership is between Chelsea and Manchester United this season. QED (that's Latin for Quashie Erratic Defender) .
Yours sincerely
And Berbatov Scores
Dear Sir (or Madam) - please note, that I added "or Madam" there because while my wife and I chew the fat (she buys cheap bacon) on Sunday morning over the previous day's football, we often discuss www.footballcynic.com and conclude that there is a feminine touch to the website leading us to believe that FootballCynic is, in fact, a husband and wife team.
However, the point of my letter is to correct a fallacy in the results from your highly regarded Statistical Centre. Your results and, hence, your conclusions are flawed. The GWC method is now proved to be outdated and shows scant regard for the median and significant differences. Of course, if you applied the MHDL test (Motson Hansen Duckworth Lewis test), it would show that the score for the Premiership was 0.004881, whereas the Championsip and Division 1 were 0.123219 and 0.131993 respectively. It would also correct the flawed aspects of the GWC and show that Division 2 is 0.25812. I, therefore, can inform you that statistically speaking we can be sure that the Premiership is between Chelsea and Manchester United this season. QED (that's Latin for Quashie Erratic Defender) .
Yours sincerely
And Berbatov Scores


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