It's all a bit desperate at Newcastle United. The big excitement, of course, centres around the return of yet another Messiah. And, why do these disillusioned Geordies imagine that a great goalscorer can revive the fortunes of a poor team? And what next? The return of Malcolm McDonald followed by Keegan's third term at Newcastle? FootballCynic's advice to Shearer is to get his boots cleaned up and get his mates on MOTD, Messrs Lineker, Hansen and Lawrenson, and see if they can find some magic after a couple of laps round the block to get fit. FootballCynic predicts the drop for Newcastle United.