As England head to Almaty in Kazakhstan for an end of season kickabout, we are, at least, likely to be entertained by the Setanta commentators. Jon Champion, who can be thanked for memorial quotes such as "They seem to be in total, if not complete control" and "Victor Hernandez, like an orchestral conductor directing his troops...", will be co-commentating with Chris Waddle. And now, the fun bit. Setanta will be donating £100 to the Bobby Moore Fund for each football cliche that slips out. Well, FootballCynic thinks that it is all to play for, but we will be over the moon.