World Cup 2018 venues announced
Lord Mawhinney has announced the venues that will be used in the event of England hosting the 2018 World Cup. Onlookers were amazed as Lord Mawhinney announced the list "in no particular order". The venues are Leyton Orient, Milton Keynes, Lands End County, Pease Pottage Village, Torquay United, Berwick Rangers and Brodsworth Miners Welfare. Lord Mawhinney explained the reasons for the choices. He said "It is important that top level football is played in the capital city - and Leyton Orient with its rich history fits the bill perfectly. He assured everyone that Milton Keynes would be a popular venue and would be loved by tourists. Torquay United was selected as being a nice seaside resort whilst Berwick Rangers had been chosen to remind everyone that it was not in Scotland. Pease Pottage Village had been chosen as a result of a poll on the FootballCynic.com website while Brodsworth Miners had won their application thanks to local support. The surprise choice was Lands End County. Lord Mawhinney revealed that Lands End County would be a new club that would represent the South West - "a hotbed of football" as he described it later. It is understood that Lands End United County will be a new club like MK Dons, which will be formed when Notts County move to Lands End in the summer of 2010. Rumours abound that the club is being bought by Sven Goran Eriksson and Lord Knobhead of Knebworth moving the club to a multi-million purpose-built stadium at the popular tourist spot. Below, Mawhinney at the new secretly built Lands End Stadium (shortly to be renamed the Coca Cola MaWhinney Lidl Stadium)




A fine scoop, Cynic. There must be some loose tongues around Knebworth these days. Lady Knobhead was wondering where a couple of million had gone from one of our accounts. I did reassure her that it was nothing terribly serious. (FootballCynic writes: Only a couple of million? That won't go far when Sven is about the place)
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