Rooney transfer story is cover up for Owen
FootballCynic can exclusively reveal that the stories about Wayne Rooney are a smoke screen to cover up the shock news that Manchester United star, Michael Owen, is the first man to become pregnant. Visitors to the training ground had noticed that the nippy striker had looked slow in pre-season training, but FootballCynic has discovered that, under Health & Safety rules, Michael has been sent home to put his feet up. At the back end of last season, Michael had missed training due to morning sickness and having a constant desire to eat figs. Michael is expected to write a book next year to revive his flagging career.
I had wondered what had become of Michael Owen. Huh, and the stuff in The Sun about Rooney was all a cover up.
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So Danielle of the smiley face people - have you felt how poor Michael Owen must feel. How did you know on here that Rooney transfer scam was not for real. (FootballCynic writes: It's all about connections, Ying and Yang. Thank you both for your contribution though)
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A fine scoop, Cynic! We all knew that Fergie and the press were pulling the wool over our eyes, but we didn't know that Michael Owen was pregnant. You wonder who made him pregnant. No, surely not our Wayne. Now that would be distasteful in the extreme. Poor Colleen. (FootballCynic writes: Time to close this thread, I think, your Lordship)
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