Russia blood to the head
So former geography teacher, Sepp Blatter, has made the big announcement. He told the world that the bid of Russia was important as Russia is a continent and then explained that Australia was also a continent, but had been unsuccessful.
The incontinent Blatter delighted the world with the news that the 21 good men and true (or is it a few less now?) had chosen Russia in 2018. So, football isn't coming home and David Cameron can return to his usual job. In 2022, Sepp told the world that the World Cup would be going to that powerhouse of football in Qatar. Their bid was popular as they are building stadia that can then be dismantled and given to third division teams - or was it third world nations? West Ham United could be a third division team by then, so maybe they could benefit.
Below, a quick look at a Russian stadium.
The incontinent Blatter delighted the world with the news that the 21 good men and true (or is it a few less now?) had chosen Russia in 2018. So, football isn't coming home and David Cameron can return to his usual job. In 2022, Sepp told the world that the World Cup would be going to that powerhouse of football in Qatar. Their bid was popular as they are building stadia that can then be dismantled and given to third division teams - or was it third world nations? West Ham United could be a third division team by then, so maybe they could benefit.
Below, a quick look at a Russian stadium.
Oh the joy of playing in Russia. Perhaps Mr Murdoch can organise an alternative World Cup in England. And then it's off to Qatar - does FIFA know where Qatar is even? Blatter clearly doesnt. (FootballCynic writes: No need to worry about playing in Russia, England probably won't qualify)
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