"Small, small, small problems" Platini tells the world
FootballCynic is busy getting ready for the showdown at Wembley between mighty Manchester United and mighty Barcelona, of course. Obtaining a ticket is easy, of course, if you buy a 10-year season ticket for the mighty Manchester United or you know the bank details of any FIFA representative – otherwise, it’s rumoured to be over £2,000 on the black market.
The game would be played under a cloud, but for the reassurances of, former star footballer and speaker of nonsense, Michel Platini. The FIFA Presidency race and corruption charges have hit the headlines – how funny is it that every member gets to choose between two candidates charged with corruption? Do you vote for the least corrupt? Or, do you just wait for the best offer?
Anyhow, returning to Monsieur Platini, the former star footballer and speaker of nonsense tells us that the game between mighty Manchester United and mighty Barcelona will show us all how beautiful the game of football is and how beautiful it is to see beautiful football. And, if you are worried about the corruption charges, stop worrying now. The former star footballer describes FIFA’s problems as “small, small, small problems”. Oh well, that’s that problem out of the way then.
It’s time for FootballCynic to set off for Wembers with ticket in hand and certainly not suffering from a bout of catarrh.
The game would be played under a cloud, but for the reassurances of, former star footballer and speaker of nonsense, Michel Platini. The FIFA Presidency race and corruption charges have hit the headlines – how funny is it that every member gets to choose between two candidates charged with corruption? Do you vote for the least corrupt? Or, do you just wait for the best offer?
Anyhow, returning to Monsieur Platini, the former star footballer and speaker of nonsense tells us that the game between mighty Manchester United and mighty Barcelona will show us all how beautiful the game of football is and how beautiful it is to see beautiful football. And, if you are worried about the corruption charges, stop worrying now. The former star footballer describes FIFA’s problems as “small, small, small problems”. Oh well, that’s that problem out of the way then.
It’s time for FootballCynic to set off for Wembers with ticket in hand and certainly not suffering from a bout of catarrh.


Oooh do I not like that (FootballCynic writes: Now, was it The Sun that called Graham Taylor a turnip head? Is FootballCynic on to something here, Mr Stuffed Marrow?)
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