The Sponsored Ones
Big news from FootballCynic HQ! FootballCynic.com is now the proud sponsor of four of the finest individuals that play non-League football up and down the country. FootballCynic chose not to sponsor the overpaid stars of the Premier League and will keep a keen eye on the clubs and the players we are sponsoring.
So, let’s introduce the fine four. First, we are sponsors of the entire kit of Richard Foster (pictured below winning header), the talisman defender of Newhall Town, who play in the Leicestershire Senior League 1. Second, we are sponsors of the socks of a striker known as ‘Hatchet’ – Scott Harris of Godalming Town, who has already stuck three goals away in friendlies, including one against the mighty AFC Wimbledon. Third, we are sponsors of part of the kit (below the waist, we think) of Lewis Tozer of Thamesmead Town, who is their captain returning from injury. And, finally, we are sponsoring the whole kit of Chris Henry the 49-goal hero of Shifnal Town in the West Midlands League last season.
These four individuals have the burden of keeping the image of FootballCynic.com at the pinnacle of football blogging, but we are confident they will do us proud.
The league action starts for Shifnal Town on Saturday with a tricky match at home to Wednesfield, who finished 4th last season. More on ‘The Sponsored Ones’ in the weeks to come.
So, let’s introduce the fine four. First, we are sponsors of the entire kit of Richard Foster (pictured below winning header), the talisman defender of Newhall Town, who play in the Leicestershire Senior League 1. Second, we are sponsors of the socks of a striker known as ‘Hatchet’ – Scott Harris of Godalming Town, who has already stuck three goals away in friendlies, including one against the mighty AFC Wimbledon. Third, we are sponsors of part of the kit (below the waist, we think) of Lewis Tozer of Thamesmead Town, who is their captain returning from injury. And, finally, we are sponsoring the whole kit of Chris Henry the 49-goal hero of Shifnal Town in the West Midlands League last season.
These four individuals have the burden of keeping the image of FootballCynic.com at the pinnacle of football blogging, but we are confident they will do us proud.
The league action starts for Shifnal Town on Saturday with a tricky match at home to Wednesfield, who finished 4th last season. More on ‘The Sponsored Ones’ in the weeks to come.
If you want to sponsor me too it wont cost too much. I play about4 games a year for a local retiredf team. $50 shoud do it. (FootballCynic writes: Of course, being a major commercial operation, FootballCynic has to ensure the investors are getting a maximum return on their investment. Can you point us to your club's website, Stuffed Marrow, so that we can appraise the idea? Also, why would you want to be paid in dollars? Have you gone to an American retirement home?)
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Nice one mate - lewis tozer sounds like a scrap metal dealer (FootballCynic writes: He is certainly steely in defence and always shows his mettle)
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Nice one - sounds as though Lewis Tozer is a scrap metal dealer (FootballCynic writes: Huh, amazing. Someone called 'no goal' had a similar opinion to you.)
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Whoops
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