Arsenal goes hi-tech
It has been confirmed that reports about Arsenal buying state of the art IT systems last weekend at the Emirates are true. The system is said to be ‘ahead of its time’ as it can automatically dial every football club in Europe and using voice recognition software find out which players may be available for transfer. Rex Less, CEO of the IT company that installed the equipment, commented, the new system also has Paypal facilities so that the transfers can be conducted without human intervention.
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However, there are concerns that there are still glitches in the system. Rex denied that Arsenal had thought they had bought Ji-Sung Park from Manchester United rather than Chu Young Park from Monaco. It is understood that Manchester City are looking to install the system as long as the system can automatically handle numbers greater than 30 million only.
Rex is planning to launch his new website, E-Bung, which, he says, ‘will manage all professional football transfers from start to finish’. Agents are said to be furious at the proposed website launch. The agents are ridiculing the website as just another EBay. Rex has denied, however, that he is involved in the football score fixing website, E-Fix.
However, there are concerns that there are still glitches in the system. Rex denied that Arsenal had thought they had bought Ji-Sung Park from Manchester United rather than Chu Young Park from Monaco. It is understood that Manchester City are looking to install the system as long as the system can automatically handle numbers greater than 30 million only.
Rex is planning to launch his new website, E-Bung, which, he says, ‘will manage all professional football transfers from start to finish’. Agents are said to be furious at the proposed website launch. The agents are ridiculing the website as just another EBay. Rex has denied, however, that he is involved in the football score fixing website, E-Fix.
I suppose that does explain theur scattergun approach to their purchases! (FootballCynic writes: Indeed, they have been scattergunners)
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The dog died this week. I told her Ebay wasn't the place to buy a new dog. She was briefly pleased when she thought she had bought a replacement dog called Snoop. It turns out that her bid for £6.99 is for a Snoop Dog (or is it Dogg) t-shirt. I am sure she will receive it soon. Which brings us to the Arsenal spending spree. It is, or rather has been, quite funny. I think you nailed the hat on the head (as my old grandfather used to say) - they were panic buying like those fools at the New Year sales in London. Of course, all grandfathers are old. Lady Knobhead suggests I take a nap and not go online (or onside as she calls it) after too much Chablis. If I want the rather nice looking prawns for dinner tonight, I guess I had better cooperate. (FootballCynic writes: What year was the wine, your Lordship?)
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And how were the prawns, lord K. (FootballCynic writes: Yes, the world is waiting to kniw, Lord Knobhead. Please tell us)
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I blame the News of the World for these commnets. I think I have been hacked. The Chablis was very nice but I don't remember posting these comments at all but yes, Danielle, the prawns were excellent. (FootballCynic writes: Well, that's cleared the question of the prawns up)
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