England's failed bid explained

Well, now we all understand. The FA revealed today that it only spent £21 million to try to persuade the FIFA representatives that England was the right venue for the 2018 World Cup.

The question is - who decided to be a cheapskate and only set a budget of £21 million? Surely, this sort of sum doesn’t go far. By the time you have flown David Beckham and Prince William around the world a few times, it doesn’t leave much to spend on each of the FIFA voters. It’s rumoured that Russia’s budget of £890 million was much more realistic and contributed a little to their successful bid.

Plans for a 2026 bid are already in the pipeline with Wayne Rooney and the winner of Strictly Come Dancing to be our ambassadors. The budget is set at £199 plus some WH Smith vouchers.

Below, Russian deputy Prime Minister, Igor Shuvalov, is pictured about to shove a lot of details of offshore bank accounts to Sepp Blatter.

 

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  • 10/12/2011 12:35 PM Stadium of Dreamer wrote:
    Very funny. But scareily true. (FootballCynic writes: Dream on, Stadium)
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  • 10/13/2011 8:27 AM Stadium of Dreamer wrote:
    Worth a tweet maybe the bigwigs will run for their lives lol (FootballCynic writes: Do you mean that it's maybe worth a tweet? Or, that the bigwigs maybe will run for their lives?)
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    1. 10/14/2011 8:24 AM Stadium of Dreamer wrote:
      Maybe worth a tweet that they will maybe run for their lives - LOL (FootballCynic writes: Or, maybe, not worth a further comment at all - smiley face thingy)
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