From Knappers to Redknappers
Tottenham Hotspur officials have assured FootballCynic that Rosie, the 47-year old dog, will continue to select the team for Friday’s FA Cup clash with Watford despite appearing at Southwark Crown Court.
It is alleged that Rosie had an offshore bank account called Harry 189000 on the Isle of Sheppey. Rosie’s solicitor has stated that “Rosie does not expect anyone to bale her out. Rose lives modrically in a small house and preferred liver more than beef. Although some thought that Rosie lived like a king, the whole story was complete kaboul and she would be friedel soon.” The dog later admitted that he couldn’t spell or write, but was known to regularly split infintives.
It is alleged that Rosie had an offshore bank account called Harry 189000 on the Isle of Sheppey. Rosie’s solicitor has stated that “Rosie does not expect anyone to bale her out. Rose lives modrically in a small house and preferred liver more than beef. Although some thought that Rosie lived like a king, the whole story was complete kaboul and she would be friedel soon.” The dog later admitted that he couldn’t spell or write, but was known to regularly split infintives.
Oh dear I've just spluttered coffee all over my keyboard. I don't usually even smile before I have finished my first coffee! (FootballCynic writes: If Harry found it funny and spluttered coffee over his keyboard, it wouldn't matter as he's never written a letter)
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Just shown this to a friend and he is now choking on his sandwich. To make it better, he also hates Spurs. (FootballCynic writes: It seems that this post is a bit of a health hazard in York. We'll have Elf & Safety on our backs soon)
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Perhaps it could be called Harryaii 50! I though Rosie was a cat anyways (FootballCynic writes: No, Rosie is (or was) definitely a dog. Hawaii 5-0 - wow, you must be older than your spelling suggests - a bit like Harry, I guess)
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Now this is all a bit harsh and poor old Harry happy Harry happy Harry happy Harry how can you really have a date at this grind them all now (FootballCynic writes: Hard to dispute your point given that you must had at least two bottles of wine before you typed this)
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A year or two ago we had trouble with the drains at Knobhead Hall. A local man called Harry came round to deal with the matter. He was a cheery sort of chap and made Lady Knobhead laugh with his little quips about everything from politics to religion. He even knew some good Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes. When the work was completed, it came to £300 - very reasonable in this day and age. However he offered us a cash discount of £200 or £189 if we placed the money in an account in, so he said, his wife's name, Rosie. Duly we obliged and paid £189. Lady Knobhead is worried that this Happy Harry character will apppear in court and name us. What do you think, Mr Cynic? (FootballCynic writes: Goodness me, FootballCynic has never heard of tradesman offering better prices when you pay cash. Is this what happens in Knebworth? So, tell us one of Harry's Englishman, Irishman jokes.)
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