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Football Cynic: Category Archive for The News

Oxford relocates to the north

The Cup Final has already been played and no one told us

Hodgson sacked

Million dollar goals

On their way back to being part of the furniture – Chester draws

Rock banned

Guernsey’s 7-1 win puts the gloss on a great season for Matt

Irritating little twerps - and others

The West head to the south

Widnes Town ready to jump the queue the Wright way

Avoidable snarls

England ready for take off

Meet Les, Peter, Don, Brent, Jill and Col

Time for Bucks to buck up

Pay as you go deals?

Eastwood Ho!

Seeing Red

Bowled over by Thomas the Tank Engine

From Knappers to Redknappers

Taking a Knap

Berwick Rangers to be expelled from Scottish League says Salmond

The only way is St Neots for jungle star

Cup a Soup

Letters to Santa

Referees to be sent on language course

Streets Ahead

Ghurka rifles in, but it's disallowed for offside

Avast me hearties!

Fun and more fun at Birmingham City

Turned out nice again for Formby

Pot Luck

Blyth Spirit

Home, Sports Direct, and don't spare the horses (or the apostrophe)

Lancashire hotpots

And it’s a disaster

Dance star predicts Arsenal to come 8th

Suffolk fools gladly

England's failed bid explained

Plymouth facing a rare conundrum

Tevez wrangle set to carry on

Space junk, female impersonators and Ogogo

Red mist

Tough as Hyde

Penalty appeal

Arsenal goes hi-tech

A is for Wigan Athletic

Spurs to be docked ten points

Arsenal try to hold on to their stars

BBC misjudges ‘the average football fan’

Copa load of that

Fair (oh) enough

Beware of imitations

Football's back at last

Chorley some mistake

Eazee Eazee for Belize

Jazz Gold

FA Cup date and venue set to be changed at the last minute

Bogged down

AV referendum for Birmingham announced already

Royal exclusive

A barrel of laughs

Bury the hatchet

Ardley breaking into a sweat

Capello stuns Wales

Many miles have I travelled

Wenger agrees to use semaphore

Snood off

Premiership Clusters

West Ham board outraged at Olympic Stadium decision change

Durham City move closer to Football League status

FA consider rule changes

Corby boss may have to resign after insulting elephants

No axe to grind

Festive Jeer

Hopefully not The Last Waltz for FC Mazembe Englebert

Behaving Rashley

Russia blood to the head

Qatar Hero

Warking on water

Unusual characters

Getting to the bottom of things

Jolly good show, chaps

Rooney transfer story is cover up for Owen

Ankle support

The Chelsea School of Excellence

From failure to success

Competitive brands

Hodgson's Choice

What's it all about, Alfie?

Englesfield Green Rovers - a letter of resignation

Genesis Revelation

The national enterprise budget hurts because ethical company employs nobility

A chance for Blues stars to see The Blues

Six of the best

Blackpool rocking

Window pain

Northern Mock

Rye grin (perhaps) but the truth

FootballCynic refuses to make comment about possible takeover bid

Owls don't fall for Government prank